Just the facts, please! Write 'em all down here on your official ''From the Department of Alternative Facts'' Pad.

• Then check off whether they're '' Undeniably True,'' ''Almost True,'' a ''White Lie,'' an ''Exaggeration,'' or ''Bogus.''

• Pad features a circular center design which includes the words ''From the Department of Alternative Facts'' and a chicken silhouette.

• Pad comes with 60 sheets.

• 12 lines per sheet.

• Pad measures 4'' square.